I took out #5's binky to wipe her nose and found a dark goatee with green boogers. (I know ewww.)
I asked, "What have you been eating? Were you eating dirt?" I was teasing knowing she didn't have access to dirt this morning.
Her reply, "Um huh. I was eating dirt at Aunt Rachel's house. Behind the shed. And it was yummy. But Uncle Matt he said it was yucky."