When will this ever stop? When will the kid wipe his own bottom?
Today I hear the call go out. "Mama! Will you please come wipe me?"
"MAma! Will you please come wipe me?!"
"MAMA! WILL YOU PLEASE COME WIPE ME!!!"
I went to the bathroom and calmly explained to the kid, "You are almost 6, you need to wipe yourself."
His response:
"I am not going to wipe myself until I am sixteen."
What a kid. #3.
My response? "Well, you are going to have a awful sore bottom."
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